Card Carrying Idiot
Have you been wondering what the hell the GOP has been doing with all that extra campaign money that they’ve been gathering? Apparently they’ve been wasting it on major pieces of junk mail. At lease this wasn’t as silly as the two 8×10 portraits of JR with a goofy grin that I’ve gotten. They actually suggested that I hang the pictures up somewhere. How they got the idea that all this junk mail was going to make me forget about all the crap that’s been going on in Iraq is beyond me. Hmm…lets review the major objectives for invading Iraq:
1. Reduce terrorism - seems like there’s only been an increase in terrorist acts.
2. Secure the oil supply - oil prices are as high as they have ever been.
3. Make the Middle East more stable - any bets on how long the Iraqi government will last after the US leaves? Saudi Arabia looks like it’ll be the next to fall.
4. Bring democracy and justice to the people of Iraq - just don’t get arrested by the US military or you’ll end up posing for pictures.