June 13th, 2005
Don’t Stand So Close To Me (At Least Not To My Right)
So, went to the driving range this weekend and almost killed a guy. Its been several years since I last picked up a golf club and in the last few weeks I’ve been getting my swing back into shape. I’m in that phase where I’m having to re-learn things through trial and error. Anyway, on Saturday I’m hitting off the grass and was occassionaly sending shots off to the extreme right. That day I grazed the guy next to me. On Sunday, I actually hit a guy around the elbow area. It left a bruise the size of a half dollar. I got real lucky, I probably could have killed the guy if I had hit his head. Also, the guy and his family were really cool about it, so they didn’t ask for my info or anything, but I still felt like a complete idiot. So the lesson here is to stand behind me if you are gonna use the slot to the right of me.