To The Recycling Bin Diver
If you’re gonna steal the recycling out of the bins on trash day, I have the following requests for you:
1) Please don’t do it when I’m asleep, you are making too much noise and I have to hear you going through all my neighbor’s bins as well.
2) Don’t make a freaking mess. Last time I had to sweep up the broken glass bottle you left behind.
I don’t mind that you are stealing the recycling to make a few bucks, just do so quietly and don’t make a mess.